Chickas and hombres! True believers and nerds! IT'S TIME FOR....MAAAAAAAAARVEL!!!!!! That's right, Marvel, the one and only place to get your rocks off with the super powered community of epic proportions! We got Super Soldiers! Gods! Mutants and mutates! Otherworldly beings! ALIENS!! Not the chest bursting kind... at least I don't think, and I've never seen one with dreadlocks, that's that other universe with super people. Biker jacket, bad attitude... wait, off topic. MARVEL! This place is just wonderful! I'm your resident Merc with a Mouth, aka the one and only Deadpool! I will be your guide through the very universe of Marvel itself, every nook and cranny, all of it will be revealed. Ever gone touring in a house for sale? It's nothing like that. Cause this is awesome, not boring.

 

We have this little corner of the universe that's affectionately called 616 by those that can see the writers behind the scenes, like me! Maybe other people call it that too but they aren't nearly as cool as me. Do you think other universes name ours? Like there's this other place that's full of nothing but anthropomorphic versions of people on our planet. It's like Animal Planet but with super heroes. Weird right? Anyways, come on in and take a gander at the wonderful place that I call home. Or my home away from home... home prime? Yes, home prime!
 

Now you say you want to fit into this universe? AWESOME! But what if you're nervous or need a helping hand? Dont worry, your friendly neighborhood Deadpool has got your back! I'm gonna share with you my ultra secret guide to writing big paragraphs.